13 February 2011

Where'd You Get That Booty?

This booty has been finely sculpted by desk chairs and Diet Coke.

Where are my Oreo's?


In the Valentine's Day spirit, let us all inhale foil wrapped goodies, contributing to our waist lines and land fills.  Here's wishing ya'll the best pre-bought, consumer based, "nothing-says-I-love-you-like-it" CRAP.

That sounds terrible.  And bitter.  I have nothing to be bitter about. 

I searched the webbies for a Church of Christ dating site.  I found one.  I searched it. 
There are no singles in my area. 

Maxine Hong Kingston is my Valentine.

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